April Fool's Confessions

Now that it is past 12 on one of my favourite days of the year it is time to fess up.

For those of you not into the day... if you try fool someone after 12, you are the fool. You are also supposed to let them know as soon after 12 as possible (if not before).

SO... confessions

1) Tyler Cowen did not leave a comment on Stu's blog (Sorry Greg, Well Done Stu)
2) I do not start a new job in Beijing for 3 years on 1 July (Sorry Mom, Well Done Steve, Dave & Dad)
All the next are appologies to Rocco...
3) Naas is not taking over the coaching of the bulls
4) Victor Matfield has not made a positional switch to centre
5) Philip is not gay...as far as I know ;-)
6) The new RGM is not who I said he was
7) Your Boss is not moving to Cape Town
8) Hashim Amla is not the new South African Cricket Captain

My attempts are getting poorer, but that is partly because past successes have dramatically scarred the victims into flashbacks and preperations.

Last year my father tried leaving the country to avoid my trickery.

Till next year ;-)